Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
• 13 January 2014 • 764,250 notes
One night, she skates the cheap dives an springs for a real hotel — a distinguished, classy thing, five-star.
How do you take your caviar? Asks the man in the tuxedo.
Like candy, she replies, and twists a cherry from its stem.
• 7 January 2014 • 11 notes
Edouard Labrosse (b. 1983, Lyon, France) 2012 Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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• 6 January 2014 • 792 notes
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
Every time. Night time.
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• 23 December 2013 • 242,021 notes
She’s at a bus stop somewhere in Kansas, watching the frozen cornfields with heavy-lidded eyes.
• 7 December 2013 • 1 note